ofshiningscales: (GET THEE AWAY SLUG)
💄 💋 🎶 ([personal profile] ofshiningscales) wrote2011-05-29 11:08 am

bullet points

+ My warranty is good through 2013!
+ It will be taken care of postehaste
+ I still love pirates
+ Watched my manager bukkake himself with a can of soda he stabbed with a box cutter the other day
- "Can you help us find bubblewrap?" the customers asked. I climbed up the ricketiest ladder we had to pull it down from the top shelf. The customers then told me "No, we want the Styrofoam kind of bubblewrap, the peanut kind" ".... We do not sell packing peanuts :|"
- Small children seem to enjoy screaming as they leap onto our U-boats
- My heel is swollen and blistery
+ I have a Cadbury egg still and it will comfort me as I play some FFXIII


[identity profile] fenerkulesi.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Cadbury eggs make everything better. :D

[identity profile] very-verydanger.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
This is the truthiest truth.

[identity profile] omg-its-fiore.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That's wonderful about the warranty, AND THE CADBURY EGG!

[identity profile] very-verydanger.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
I stockpile candy around my house and then when I find it it is a SURPRISE and a JOY. Also I am five.

[identity profile] ningen-demonai.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a very good warranty and I'm glad for you! o/

... What did the manage think was gonna happen when he stabbed a SODA CAN with a BOX CUTTER?


One day I will eat a Cadbury egg and maybe understand its deliciousness. A lofty goal, but it shall be done.

[identity profile] very-verydanger.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
He somehow forgot that our cans are SUPER FLIMSY when he was opening the pallet. All of our freight -- our boxes and merch -- comes wrapped in plastic so it doesn't tumble everywhere in the truck. He was slicing through the plastic so we could sort through the stuff, and he didn't ... avoid the obvious box of soda.

It exploded into his face and he was dripping wet and it's been three days, we are all still laughing at him.

... honey have you not had a Cadbury Creme Egg, do I need to mail some.

[identity profile] ningen-demonai.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well. That's unfortunate. XD

I'LL EVENTUALLY BUY ONE. Just. Haven't ever remembered to. >>

[identity profile] very-verydanger.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
They only come out at Easter

which is why I bought five boxes so they can hide in the dark cool basement and I can find them when I look for things down there and SURPRISE!!

[identity profile] ningen-demonai.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Damn, that means waiting until next year. :|a Oh well!

That is an excellent idea. XD

[identity profile] very-verydanger.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
WE WILL SEE because now that I remember where they are, I want to eat them